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McDonald’s ‘Bullets’ Ready to Fire on Champions Day – Joliestar, Autumn Glow and Aeliana in 80‑Minute Triple

McDonald’s ‘Bullets’ Ready to Fire on Champions Day – Joliestar, Autumn Glow and Aeliana in 80‑Minute Triple

McDonald’s got his "bullets" lined up for Champions Day – Joliestar, Autumn Glow and Aeliana will take to the track in an 80‑minute showdown.

Two veteran trainers, Chris Waller and James McDonald, will each have a horse in the mix, turning the Melbourne crowd into a footy‑style audience as the horses line up.

In the world of thoroughbreds, a lifetime of waiting pays off when a trainer lands a good horse. That’s the reality for both Waller and McDonald as they prepare to launch their three contenders.

The plan is simple: three horses, one track, 80 minutes of pure adrenaline. Joliestar, Autumn Glow and Aeliana will each sprint the course, each hoping to be the one that hits the finish line first.

Saturday’s Champions Day is the marquee event, and the paddock is buzzing. Waller, known for patient build‑up strategies, will have his horse ready in a tight pack, waiting for the signal. McDonald, on the other hand, likes to fire straight out of the gate, hoping to catch the competition off‑guard.

Each horse brings its own style. Joliestar is noted for a late burst that can turn a race, Autumn Glow is the steady, dependable type, while Aeliana is the underdog that never gives up.

When the gates open, the track erupts. Jockeys grip the reins, the horses launch, and the crowd watches the drama unfold.

By the end of the 80 minutes, a winner will be crowned, reminding everyone that whether on the field or the track, the thrill of the contest is the same.

if this one landed.