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Eels Ready for Addo‑Carr’s Return After False Positive

Eels Ready for Addo‑Carr’s Return After False Positive

Parramatta’s premiership‑winning winger Addo‑Carr is set to re‑join the blue and gold after a false‑positive test result was cleared by the police.

Police officials confirmed there will be no action against the player, meaning he can resume his NRL career with the Eels.

The club and its supporters are now looking forward to seeing the winger back on the field, with the anticipation that his return will add another chapter to his already dramatic career.

if this one landed.