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Authors Pay Hundreds, Get AI Covers and a ‘Crap’ Service from Patrick White Publishing

Authors Pay Hundreds, Get AI Covers and a ‘Crap’ Service from Patrick White Publishing

Patrick White Publishing is under fire after a group of debut authors claim they paid hundreds of dollars for a publishing package that delivered AI‑generated book covers and what they describe as a "crap" service.

The authors allege that, despite the books being listed on a handful of niche blogs with glowing reviews, the publisher quietly asked them to remove any negative comments from those sites.

One writer complained that the editorial feedback felt generic, likening it to a pre‑written paragraph rather than the promised human touch. Another noted that the cover art looked like it could have been produced by a spreadsheet, not a professional designer.

The controversy has sparked a wider debate in the indie‑publishing world about the trade‑off between low cost and quality, and whether authors should tolerate AI‑driven solutions when they come with strings attached.

In response, several of the affected writers have taken to social media, posting screenshots of their AI‑generated covers with captions that read, "If only we could have paid for the actual art."

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