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Cleary’s Third Surgery: Panthers Optimistic He’ll Return Soon

Cleary’s Third Surgery: Panthers Optimistic He’ll Return Soon

Nathan Cleary is set for a third surgery within the next fortnight, and Penrith officials remain upbeat about his return.

The operating theatre will hear the hiss of a scalpel instead of the roar of the crowd as Cleary heads for the procedure.

The Panthers’ star, already dazzling fans, now faces the ultimate test of resilience.

Club officials say his comeback is as inevitable as a golden‑point win, reflecting their confidence.

If Cleary can return, it will feel like a hero sprinting through the opposition’s line—only this time the tackle comes from a surgeon’s hand.

Fans are already lining up in waiting rooms, scarves in hand, ready to support.

The medical crew are on standby, ready to perform the operation before the next game—a true blend of sport and science.

Whether the surgery is a quick fix or a marathon, the Panthers will stay in the spotlight, with Cleary’s name echoing through the stands.

In the end, the story will be whether his comeback can be written into the season’s script—or become a footnote in club history.

if this one landed.