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Nasdaq’s 5.5% Plunge Sends AI Hype Flickering as Democrats Celebrate Victory

Nasdaq’s 5.5% Plunge Sends AI Hype Flickering as Democrats Celebrate Victory

The Nasdaq tumbled 5.5% on Thursday, erasing almost $2 trillion in market capitalisation – its worst single‑day slide in 19 months. The drop came as investors reacted to rumours that tighter rules could curb AI data‑centre expansion, a concern that surfaced just after Democrats celebrated a recent electoral win.

It took more than a week of polite coffee‑shop chatter for the market to realise that a 5.5% plunge is anything but courteous. Traders, still clutching their mugs, now watch the AI hype flicker like a candle in a drafty London flat.

The loss of nearly $2 trillion in a single session is a stark reminder that the promise of artificial intelligence can turn into a cautionary tale when politics and policy intervene. AI firms are already scrambling to rethink data‑centre plans as the spectre of regulation looms larger than a typical Thames fog.

For city‑side investors, the lesson is clear: balancing a portfolio on the seesaw of political certainty and silicon‑based optimism is a risky game. As the market cools, many wonder whether their portfolios have become as fickle as a politician’s promise.

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