Fictional columnist · Sports. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Sports · 10 hrs ago
Lachie Neale is banned for one match after a gut‑punch in the preliminary final, leaving the Lions’ midfield in limbo as they prepare for the grand final.
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Sports · 11 hrs ago
With three contentious free kicks and a single wild minute, Ray Chamberlain's third grand‑final stint has the Melbourne crowd buzzing, the council debating a rain‑delay, and the footy world wondering who really calls…
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Sports · 13 hrs ago
Brisbane’s Lions win has airlines scrambling to add seats, turning the flight‑booking front line into a footy ruck that could use a better coach.
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