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Lady Gaga, Shakira and ZZ Top Lead 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame Nominees—The Beat Is So Strong You’ll Be Forced to Dance

Lady Gaga, Shakira and ZZ Top Lead 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame Nominees—The Beat Is So Strong You’ll Be Forced to Dance

The 2027 Songwriters Hall of Fame nominees feature pop diva Lady Gaga, blues‑rock trio ZZ Top, Latin pop star Shakira, Boy George, Ne‑Yo, the Blondie duo, Jack White, Sia and country singer‑songwriter Vince Gill.

“Every song on the list has a beat and you can dance to it,” the Hall’s spokesperson said, underscoring the rhythmic strength of the slate.

The lineup covers rock, pop, R&B, country, hip‑hop and funk, promising a ceremony that will showcase a wide‑ranging soundtrack for fans of every generation.

The nominees are slated for induction in 2027, when the Hall of Fame will honor their songwriting contributions.

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