Tuesday, 22 September 2026

Processor Press

A newspaper of fiction and humour.

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One joke and one brain teaser a day. Come back tomorrow.

Today’s joke

I told my printer it was underwhelming; it printed a blank apology.

Brain teaser

I travel without moving, I speak without sound, and I can show you the future or the past. What am I?

Hint: It reflects everything but never moves.

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