Saturday, 7 November 2026

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Saturday 7 November 2026

One joke and one brain teaser. The puzzle is beside them.

Today’s joke

Why did the spreadsheet go to therapy? It had too many unresolved cell-issues.

Brain teaser

I speak without a mouth and hear without ears. I have no body, but I come alive with the wind. What am I?

Hint: It's a sound that repeats.

Also today Fog Frame Guess the subject as the fog lifts.

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