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Dublin Newsrooms Evacuated After Bomb Threats, Just Days Before European Political Community Summit

Dublin Newsrooms Evacuated After Bomb Threats, Just Days Before European Political Community Summit

A flurry of bomb threats that swept across Europe – even reaching the airlines – landed in the inboxes of Irish media outlets this week. The alerts prompted the evacuation of the RTÉ campus and other newsrooms in Dublin, disrupting broadcasts at a time when the capital is preparing to host a European Political Community meeting.

Staff were ordered to leave their offices promptly, and the sudden departure turned the normally bustling news hubs into quiet corridors. Reporters and technicians joked that the only thing left behind was the lingering smell of coffee and a stack of unopened press releases.

Police conducted a sweep of the broadcasting district, searching for any real devices while reassuring staff that no explosives had been found. The incident added an unexpected twist to the city’s preparations for the upcoming summit, but officials confirmed that the European Political Community gathering will proceed as planned.

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