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Baby Boom or Baby Bump? Fertility Numbers Rise, Rate Hikes Loom

Baby Boom or Baby Bump? Fertility Numbers Rise, Rate Hikes Loom

Australia’s fertility rate has edged up slightly, but it’s more of a flicker than a full‑blown baby boom.

Experts say the modest rise isn’t enough to spark a demographic renaissance, and the Reserve Bank’s recent rate hikes are likely to dampen the celebratory mood.

Financial markets are watching closely. Higher borrowing costs could curb consumer spending on baby gear and related services, keeping the mood in trading rooms subdued.

The interplay between the modest birth uptick and tighter credit will remain a footnote to the larger narrative of fiscal restraint, with analysts expecting the rate hikes to dominate the conversation for months.

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