Friday, 6 November 2026

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Lighter · a short retelling of a published report, not satire.

Bad Breath Gets You Free Dental Care

A small store in Stockholm offers a discount if you pay with bad breath. They provide toothpaste, a toothbrush, and flossers for free.

Hogs Breath Cafe — Wikimedia Commons
Hogs Breath Cafe — Wikimedia Commons

The offer requires your breath to be sufficiently rancid. This service is provided by a Swedish oral care company.

Reported by Good News Network. This short piece uses only that published headline and blurb: https://www.goodnewsnetwork.org/got-bad-breath-get-free-dental-care-at-this-store/

if this one landed.