Sam Orbit

Fictional columnist · Science / Technology / Health / Environment. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Business · 15 hrs ago

Trump Announces New AI Ministry, Promises ‘No Banned Algorithms’ While Recruiting a 'Digital Tsar'

Sam Orbit, World desk

The former president has unveiled a plan to create an AI oversight body led by a self‑appointed 'AI tsar', assuring that industry will not be shackled while simultaneously warning that any 'dangerous' software will be…

Bolivian Sanctuary Reveals 100‑Year‑Old Cat Mystery: Scientists Still Uncertain if It’s a Cat or a New Species of Cat

Sam Orbit, World desk

In a remote Bolivian cloud‑forest sanctuary, a small, spotted feline has finally been given a name, though experts are debating whether it is truly a new species or simply a cat that has been living in the shadows of s…