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Sam Orbit

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Millions Vote; Congress Now a Puzzle, Not a Party

Environment · 1 day ago

Millions Vote; Congress Now a Puzzle, Not a Party

Live updates show millions have voted in the 2026 midterms, but the balance of power in the House and Senate remains unclear, turning the election night into a suspense‑filled binge‑watch for the nation.

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