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Utah Serves Up 14 Ways to Lose Money Legally, Thanks to a Prediction Market

Utah Serves Up 14 Ways to Lose Money Legally, Thanks to a Prediction Market

Utah has found a narrow legal loophole where predicting the weather or a political outcome for money can land you in felony court. The state’s latest move is to treat the act of placing a wager on a future event as a crime, provided the bet is made through a particular online platform.

The state filed fourteen criminal charges against Kalshi, a prediction‑market platform, and its top executives – CEO Tarek Mansour and COO Lua. The indictment does not allege rigging or massive losses; it simply claims that the very existence of the marketplace violates Utah’s anti‑gambling statutes.

According to the filings, Kalshi illegally promoted online gambling. Utah’s position is that offering a venue to bet on future outcomes should be punished as a gambling violation rather than regulated or taxed like other financial activities.

The Trump administration has reportedly stepped in, seeking to intervene and prevent a total ban on Kalshi in the state. The federal effort underscores the tension between state‑level gambling restrictions and broader attempts to keep innovative prediction markets operational.

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