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Billionaire couple gifts $120 million to nature, citing a ‘passion for bark and leaves’

Billionaire couple gifts $120 million to nature, citing a ‘passion for bark and leaves’

Alexandra and Julian Burt are handing over $120 million to environmental projects, a donation described by insiders as a genuine "passion for bark and leaves."

The Burt duo belong to the Wright mining family, a lineage that has long been synonymous with Australian wealth. Their gift ranks among the largest environmental endowments the country has ever seen.

At $120 million, the contribution dwarfs the typical conservation grant, turning the usual modest grant into something that looks more like a busker’s tip than a serious funding stream.

Alexandra Palace dedication plaque — Frank Wales, CC BY
Alexandra Palace dedication plaque — Frank Wales, CC BY

One can only wonder what the new reserve will be called – hopefully not something like "Julian’s Place for Thinking About Soil," even if the phrase does capture the quirky spirit of the donation.

There’s a distinct irony in a mining family turning its attention to protecting the very ecosystems that their operations have historically impacted, but perhaps that’s the most refreshing part of this bark‑and‑leaf‑filled generosity.

if this one landed.