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From Backyard Kicks to UN Climate Kicks: Chris Bowen’s Rise from Neighbor of Harry Kewell to World Stage

From Backyard Kicks to UN Climate Kicks: Chris Bowen’s Rise from Neighbor of Harry Kewell to World Stage

Chris Bowen may have grown up watching his neighbour Harry Kewell perfect his footy tricks, but his real game plan has always been about the planet, not the pitch.

Bowen has long cited former prime minister Paul Keating as his political hero, a mentorship that helped shape his ambition long before he entered the corridors of power.

Now, the former energy minister – whose childhood dreams have always reached beyond the suburb’s footy field – is gearing up to step onto the world stage at the United Nations climate change conference.

While he won’t be swapping a soccer ball for a climate brief, Bowen’s knack for turning a neighbourly rivalry into a national agenda suggests he’ll be tackling the global climate challenge with the same tenacity he once admired in his football‑loving neighbour and his political idol.

Australia’s climate change minister is ready to bring that same backyard determination to the UN, hoping to score a win for the planet that even a legend like Kewell would applaud.

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