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Teal Tornado: Climate 200 Launches Emergency Fundraising Blitz Ahead of New Donation Rules

Teal Tornado: Climate 200 Launches Emergency Fundraising Blitz Ahead of New Donation Rules

Climate 200, the fundraising arm of the Teal movement, has declared an emergency blitz for this Wednesday. The timing is crucial: a High Court challenge to Labor’s new political donation laws has been delayed, giving the group a brief window to rally donors.

The blitz is being billed with tongue‑in‑cheek urgency, likening the push to a political weather warning – a reminder that the forecast for donations is about to change dramatically.

With the new donation rules looming, Climate 200 hopes the rapid influx of online pledges will help it stay ahead of the legislative curve and keep climate‑focused campaigning well‑funded.

While the stakes are serious, the tone remains playful, reflecting the Teals’ reputation for mixing serious advocacy with a splash of colour and humor.

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