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Defense Secretary Hegseth Calls Impeachment ‘Sabotage,’ Aligns Himself With Trump as Vance Rounds Up Wagons

Defense Secretary Hegseth Calls Impeachment ‘Sabotage,’ Aligns Himself With Trump as Vance Rounds Up Wagons

When Defense Secretary Hegseth opened his remarks with the phrase “This is sabotage,” the room fell silent—not because of the words themselves, but because the inevitable comparison followed. He framed the looming impeachment vote as a direct attack on American troops and, in a move that could only be described as political déjà vu, likened his own situation to that of former President Donald Trump.

Hours ahead of the scheduled vote, Hegseth warned that any attempt to remove a sitting official would send a chilling message to the men and women in uniform, suggesting they could become the next target of political crossfire.

Meanwhile, Senator Vance was seen circling wagons, gathering allies in a last‑minute coalition‑building effort that evoked frontier politics and a palpable sense of urgency.

Both sides appear to be betting on the power of narrative over substance, a strategy that has become a staple of modern legislative showdowns.

In the end, whether the impeachment proceeds or stalls, the outcome remains to be seen.

if this one landed.