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Sports · 7 hrs ago
In a match that could be described as a circus with a referee on a broken scooter, the Newcastle Knights edged the Warriors 12‑10 after a penalty was denied in the dying minutes. The crowd’s reaction—half cheers, h…
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Sports · 6 hrs ago
In a spectacularly anticlimactic moment, Knights rookie Francis Manuleleua’s hand came down like a rogue bouncer and knocked the ball out of Fletcher Sharpe’s grasp, sparking wild speculation that the Knights might f…
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Sports · 7 hrs ago
In a moment that felt like a slow‑motion ballet and a comic book flip, Leka Halasima spun past the Knights at Eden Park, scoring the Warriors’ first points and leaving the opposition to wonder whether they’d been c…
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Sports · 8 hrs ago
Fletcher Sharpe’s flurry of juggling after Bradman Best’s line‑break assist has the crowd asking if the NRL is secretly auditioning for a big‑top show.
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Sports · 8 hrs ago
When a bus caught fire mid‑game and a French player apparently decided to test the limits of ocular safety, the Wallaroos were forced to concede a 29‑26 loss that will be remembered for 20 years… or at least until…
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