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AFP warns parents: Roblox may be breeding ground for teen extremism, red flags include silent rooms and louder avatars

AFP warns parents: Roblox may be breeding ground for teen extremism, red flags include silent rooms and louder avatars

The Australian Federal Police have cautioned that excessive Roblox play could be a sign of budding extremism, urging parents to watch for social withdrawal, heavy screen time and hateful rhetoric.

The Australian Federal Police have now sounded the alarm that the same quiet corners of online play may be harbouring the first signs of extremism, and they have asked parents to keep an eye out for three particular red flags: a sudden retreat from family gatherings, an unending devotion to gaming and social platforms, and a growing catalogue of hateful views.

Senior officer Hudson, who has been tasked with translating police jargon into parental advice, suggested that the usual signs of a teen’s rebellion – a missing sock or a half‑finished homework assignment – have been superseded by a new checklist that reads like a council building inspection form.

In typical civic fashion, the warning was delivered with the same understated tone you might hear when the council announces a new pothole‑filling schedule: "If your child starts spending more time in virtual worlds than in the backyard, you might want to ask a few questions."

Parents, accustomed to watching the local council’s weekly queue for building approvals, are now being asked to monitor login times the way they once checked the length of the line for a new library card.

Some community groups have already responded by offering "digital de‑radicalisation" workshops, complete with PowerPoint slides that list the usual suspects – social withdrawal, screen fatigue, and a sudden interest in extremist memes – alongside a reminder to bring a reusable coffee cup.

Meanwhile, a handful of municipal councillors have floated the idea of a motion to require Roblox avatars to display a small "peace" badge, a proposal that has been met with the usual mix of civic enthusiasm and bureaucratic hesitation.

if this one landed.