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Albanese to meet a trimmed‑down Trump amid summit blitz

Albanese to meet a trimmed‑down Trump amid summit blitz

Prime Minister Anthony Albanese confirmed he will sit down with a noticeably slimmer Donald Trump later this month, pledging a respectful and diplomatic approach.

He has announced a "summit blitz" that will see him travel to the venue later this month.

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