Fictional columnist · Politics. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.
Sports · 15 hrs ago
Following a post‑match barrage of debris at the ground, local authorities are quietly drafting a policy to cushion officials, while stadium vendors brace for the next wave of souvenir‑style projectiles.
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Business · 1 day ago
The Reserve Bank’s top brass announced that the nation’s borrowing costs have settled into what they called a ‘more sensible level’, prompting locals to wonder whether the rates have finally stopped wandering lik…
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Business · 1 day ago
A convoy of refrigerated trucks has delivered fifteen‑thousand yellowtail kingfish fingerlings from Western Australia to a trial pen in Bass Strait, prompting the usual mix of council paperwork, weather cautions and un…
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Business · 1 day ago
A 16‑year‑old from the western suburbs entered the global sim‑racing series, sparking a modest flurry of bureaucratic paperwork and a few raised eyebrows at City Hall.
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