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Norris snags pole in Brazil as rookie slip drenches Piastri’s chances

Norris snags pole in Brazil as rookie slip drenches Piastri’s chances

Lando Norris claimed pole in Brazil’s rain‑slick qualifying after a rookie’s mistake handed Oscar Piastri a wet‑weather setback. The session, delayed by the downpour, saw the track turn into a slippery challenge for all drivers.

The rookie’s error on the opening lap disrupted Piastri’s rhythm, leaving him scrambling for a competitive lap time while Norris stayed clear and posted the fastest time.

McLaren celebrated the result as their third straight pole, a streak that highlights the team’s recent form despite the treacherous conditions.

As the clock wound down, the rain continued to lash the circuit, making every corner a test of precision. Norris’s lap, unmarred by the chaos, secured the top spot on the grid.

The episode underscored how quickly fortunes can change in wet qualifying, with a single mistake capable of turning a promising run into a splash‑filled scramble.

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