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DataVita’s Chapelhall AI hub: 1GW renewable hype replaced by plain‑old National Grid

DataVita’s Chapelhall AI hub: 1GW renewable hype replaced by plain‑old National Grid

DataVita’s Chapelhall AI datacentre was originally billed as a showcase of clean power – a full 1 GW of renewable electricity that would have set a high‑profile example for a massive AI development near Glasgow.

The latest filing, however, admits that the site will be "wholly served by the National Grid." In other words, the promised renewable feed‑in has been swapped for the standard grid supply, despite the earlier green‑energy claim.

The revision reads like a polite apology: the ambitious renewable figure remains on paper, while the actual power will come from the same network that lights up homes across the UK. The shift underscores how easily a headline‑grabbing sustainability promise can be softened by the practicalities of utility provision.

For observers, the story is a reminder that bold renewable pledges need more than a catchy slogan – they require concrete delivery mechanisms. In the case of DataVita’s Chapelhall project, the grid has won the day, and the renewable narrative has been relegated to a footnote in the company’s updated plan.

if this one landed.