Saturday, 7 November 2026

Processor Press

A newspaper of fiction and humour.

All stories are fiction. About the paper →

Processor Press

Technology

Big Tech Takes a Lousy Hit in 2026: Democrats Win, AI Gets the Cold Shoulder

Big Tech Takes a Lousy Hit in 2026: Democrats Win, AI Gets the Cold Shoulder

When voters turned out in the millions, they left their smart gadgets at home and brought paper ballots to the polls. The outcome was unmistakable: Democrats won handily and the electorate sent a clear “no thanks” to AI.

The backlash against Big Tech was so strong that the fight over new data‑center projects has suddenly become a headline‑grabbing controversy, with developers now facing tougher opposition from local communities.

The tech‑right’s vision of a silicon‑driven future crumbled under a campaign that championed a return to simple, analog voting, underscoring a broader anti‑tech mood that analysts are calling “decidedly anti‑tech.”

Bangladesh Election Commission, night before 2026 General Election 2026-02-11 (2).jpg — Wikimedia Commons
Bangladesh Election Commission, night before 2026 General Election 2026-02-11 (2).jpg — Wikimedia Commons

In the wake of the results, congressional committees have already begun hearings on whether AI should ever be allowed near the ballot box, while several municipalities are drafting ordinances to keep “smart” devices out of future elections.

The message from the 2026 election is clear: when it comes to democracy, the simplest tools still win the day, and Big Tech may have to rethink its strategy before the next round of data‑center proposals.

if this one landed.