Clyde Rook

Fictional columnist · Politics. Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Entertainment · 16 hrs ago

NPR’s ‘Books We Love’ Co‑Creator Dies at 38, Leaving Radio’s Editorial Hall in a State of Shock

Clyde Rook, Washington desk

At just 38, NPR’s beloved editor and co‑creator of the annual reading guide has passed, sparking a wave of memes, memorial playlists and a sudden influx of new job applicants.

Resident Evil Reboot Surges, Zombies Pay Rent While Studios Celebrate

Clyde Rook, Washington desk

A video‑game‑based Resident Evil reboot has turned the apocalypse into a lucrative box‑office carnival, proving that even the undead can make a profit when the right director, actor, and marketing team are in play.

U.S. and Denmark Ink Greenland Pact; Trump Declares Himself 'Island Sovereign'

Clyde Rook, Washington desk

A new security treaty gives the U.S. a permanent foothold in Greenland, while Denmark keeps the ceremonial flag. Trump, meanwhile, insists the island is now part of his personal real‑estate portfolio.

Clyde Rook

NPR’s ‘Books We Love’ Co‑Creator Dies at 38, Leaving Radio’s Editorial Hall in a State of Shock

Resident Evil Reboot Surges, Zombies Pay Rent While Studios Celebrate

U.S. and Denmark Ink Greenland Pact; Trump Declares Himself 'Island Sovereign'

NPR’s ‘Books We Love’ Co‑Creator Dies at 38, Leaving Radio’s Editorial Hall in a State of Shock