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Finance · 32 mins ago
The Republican defeat in the midterms has turned Donald Trump into a lame‑duck president, sending ripples through stock markets, inflation expectations, and interest‑rate forecasts. With the House and Senate now firm…
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Business · 3 hrs ago
Gordon Brothers, the investment firm behind Poundland, is set to meet Business Secretary Jonathan Reynolds on Wednesday amid growing concerns that the retailer could collapse, prompting close scrutiny from the City.
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Finance · 4 hrs ago
Wall Street edges higher on Wednesday after Democrats sweep the midterms, reversing early losses and signaling a more optimistic outlook for the market.
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Finance · 9 hrs ago
Savills predicts house prices will dip 1.5% next year and a full recovery may not arrive until 2028, as the Middle East conflict keeps mortgage rates elevated. The City’s property market braces for a prolonged slump.
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Finance · 11 hrs ago
U.S. markets fell after early Democratic gains in the midterm elections, underscoring how political momentum can shake the trading floor.
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Finance · 1 day ago
In his first earnings report since taking the helm in September, CEO John Ternus posted $30.71 billion in revenue, beating analysts’ forecasts and bucking the broader tech downturn.
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Entertainment · 2 days ago
The first-ever international SNL spin‑off lands in Seoul as the 30‑minute sitcom “The Smile Clinic,” while SNL U.K. carves its niche with royal jibes and the sketch “Nigerian Wicked,” showing the format’s w…
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Finance · 2 days ago
More than 2.3 million UK households will see their mortgage payments jump when fixed‑rate deals end in 2027, after the Bank of England is expected to lift rates next week. The looming increase will push many borrower…
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World · 3 days ago
Five teenagers were seriously injured when an unknown group forced their way into a Halloween party in Chandler’s Ford and stabbed them, prompting police to appeal for information.
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