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Trump Declares Oval Office a Landmark After Criticising Clinton’s Home

Trump Declares Oval Office a Landmark After Criticising Clinton’s Home

Former President Donald Trump, fresh from a sharp jab at Hillary Clinton’s home, announced that the Oval Office is now a protected landmark. The move, according to the report, is intended to prevent any subsequent president from altering the décor he put in place.

Trump’s declaration frames the historic office like a museum piece – once labeled a landmark, even a single brush‑stroke would require a bureaucratic maze of permits.

The gesture has sparked a mix of amusement and bewilderment, with commentators noting the irony of protecting a space that has long been reshaped by each occupant. Whether the designation will survive legal scrutiny remains to be seen, but for now the Oval Office enjoys a new layer of official protection.

File:President of the United States Donald Trump & President of Finland Sauli Niinistö in the Oval Office, August 28, 2017.jpg — Natig Sharifov, public domain
File:President of the United States Donald Trump & President of Finland Sauli Niinistö in the Oval Office, August 28, 2017.jpg — Natig Sharifov, public domain

if this one landed.