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England’s leading wicket‑taker steers toward Surrey after Lancashire’s red‑light

England’s leading wicket‑taker steers toward Surrey after Lancashire’s red‑light

Jimmy Anderson, England’s leading wicket‑taker, has opened talks with Surrey after being released by Lancashire.

The veteran cricketer is looking to extend his county career, with Surrey reportedly keen to bring him on for the next season.

Fans and analysts alike are watching to see if Anderson will find a new home in the County Championship, as Lancashire’s exit leaves a gap in the league.

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