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Commonwealth Cranks Down Teen Speech: Court Hears Challenge to Social Media Ban, Lawyers Suggest Alternative Debate Paths

Commonwealth Cranks Down Teen Speech: Court Hears Challenge to Social Media Ban, Lawyers Suggest Alternative Debate Paths

The Commonwealth has defended a ban that prevents anyone under 16 from posting on social media, a policy now under scrutiny in the High Court.

Barristers representing the government acknowledge the restriction but argue that it is a necessary safeguard against digital harms. In response to criticism that the ban silences young voices, they have pointed out that under‑16s can still take part in political debate through other, non‑digital means.

While the court reminder confirms the law remains in force, the legal team suggested that teenagers could continue to engage in political discussion via alternative channels, without specifying exactly what those might look like.

Critics warn that removing access to social media could stifle youth activism, a historically powerful avenue for emerging leaders. The debate now hinges on whether the Commonwealth’s approach balances safety with the implied right to free expression for minors.

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