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High Court Questions Reddit Ban, Says Kids Too Busy for Politics

High Court Questions Reddit Ban, Says Kids Too Busy for Politics

In a courtroom that felt more like a playground than a legal arena, the High Court’s full bench turned its attention to Reddit’s attempt to block children from political content.

The judges, draped in more robes than a Sunday choir, interrogated Reddit’s case, asking whether the young users were actually listening to political debate or simply scrolling past cat videos.

Their conclusion was clear: because children are not sufficiently politically engaged, a ban on their access would have a negligible impact on political discourse.

High Court Of Telangana State.jpg — Wikimedia Commons
High Court Of Telangana State.jpg — Wikimedia Commons

Reddit, the digital hangout where users post everything from pizza preferences to conspiracy theories, was reminded that its youngest audience may not be the political force the plaintiffs hoped for.

Lawyers for the opposing side argued that the ban could curb misinformation among impressionable minds, but the bench, apparently more interested in the fact that most kids are unaware of the political implications of a simple block, dismissed the point.

The hearing left the court with a sobering reminder that a social‑media restriction is only as powerful as the audience’s willingness to engage in politics.

High Court Of Telangana State (73051).jpg — Wikimedia Commons
High Court Of Telangana State (73051).jpg — Wikimedia Commons

if this one landed.