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Apple’s New CEO John Ternus Delivers $30.71bn Revenue, Defying Tech Slump

Apple’s New CEO John Ternus Delivers $30.71bn Revenue, Defying Tech Slump

Apple posted $30.71 billion in revenue in its first quarterly report under new CEO John Ternus, outpacing analysts’ expectations and providing a brief bright spot amid a sector‑wide earnings slump.

The figure, announced in the company’s first quarterly filing since Ternus assumed the role in September, shows the iPhone‑maker can still generate massive sales even as many of its peers struggle.

Analysts welcomed the news, noting that while the headline number is impressive, the real test will be whether Ternus can sustain the momentum in future quarters.

For now, the market’s reaction has been a polite nod to the fact that Apple’s core business remains robust, offering a rare oasis in an otherwise dry tech landscape.

if this one landed.