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Gawn Applauds Viney’s ‘Brutal’ Exit as His Own Contract Looms

Gawn Applauds Viney’s ‘Brutal’ Exit as His Own Contract Looms

Melbourne captain Max Gawn has turned the tables, publicly supporting the club’s decision to part ways with Jack Viney while his own contract talks are about to begin.

Gawn, who has seen a number of his premiership‑winning teammates nudged out the door over the past two seasons, says the board’s moves are about the long‑term plan rather than short‑term drama.

As his own contract clock starts ticking, Gawn reflects on previous departures, recalling how the locker room still carries a faint whiff of dust from those changes.

He points out that the club’s ruthless policy is, in his view, a strategic playbook that ultimately benefits the team.

Fans might see his endorsement as a betrayal, but in footy loyalty can sometimes look like a well‑timed tackle.

In the end, Gawn’s support for the ‘brutal’ call underscores the reality that, at Melbourne, the board’s decisions are as unforgiving as any on‑field contest, and his own future now hangs in the balance.

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