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Rug‑Riot: Hand‑Knotting Meets GPS Tracking in a 20%/30% Birthday Blowout

Rug‑Riot: Hand‑Knotting Meets GPS Tracking in a 20%/30% Birthday Blowout

If you’ve ever wished your rug could keep tabs on your dog, the universe (or at least two clever marketers) is answering.

Revival Rugs is celebrating its birthday with a site‑wide 20 % discount on all hand‑knotted and hand‑woven wool rugs, available through Sunday. The sale applies to every pattern and size, making it a perfect moment to upgrade that threadbare runner.

At the same time, Fi is cutting 30 % off its GPS‑equipped pet trackers—devices that let you locate a wandering dog or cat via satellite. The discount runs through October 25, and you unlock it by entering the coupon code SCARY at checkout.

The two promotions aren’t officially linked, but nothing stops a savvy shopper from buying a fresh rug and a new tracker in the same shopping session and feeling like they’ve turned their living room into a stylish, high‑tech sanctuary.

Whether you’re after a softer floor or a smarter way to keep tabs on your four‑legged explorer, the timing couldn’t be more convenient. Grab the deals before they disappear, and give both your home and hound something to celebrate.

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