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Lula's Late‑Night Comeback: Brazil’s Election Chaos Delivers Another Victory for the Veteran

Lula's Late‑Night Comeback: Brazil’s Election Chaos Delivers Another Victory for the Veteran

The night turned into a circus when election officials announced a surprise two‑hour extension, turning a routine vote into a marathon of last‑minute ballots.

Amid the pandemonium, veteran Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva clawed back from a trailing position to clinch re‑election, edging out the candidate backed by former US President Donald Trump.

Voters shuffled between lines and recounts, some bewildered by the extra hours, but the extended window proved decisive for the incumbent.

Lula’s victory, confirmed after the final count, underscores how a familiar face can prevail even when the electoral process is stretched to its limits.

The episode highlights both the fragility and resilience of Brazil’s democracy, proving that even a two‑hour hiccup can’t stop a seasoned politician from pulling off a late‑night comeback.

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