Sports · 18 October 2026
Wallabies Still Stuck in 2022: No Improvement Since Rennie's Exit
Three years after Rugby Australia dismissed Dave Rennie, recent results show the Wallabies have not improved on their 2022 form.
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Sports · 18 October 2026
Sydney Marathon’s ‘Local Guarantee’ Leaves Veteran Shin Out – but Next Year the Rules Flip
Sydney Marathon will guarantee a spot for local runners, yet veteran Soonchil Shin, who has completed the race 15 times, missed out on a place in the general ballot. Organisers say the policy will be revised next year.
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Sports · 17 October 2026
The Quantum Leap to the Future: Who's Grasping the Space Ribbon?
NASA and EuroSkyZone have entered a weird contest to see who among them can send a fake satellite into orbit first, giving us a cosmic battle between these two agencies.
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Sports · 17 October 2026
Breaking: Wallabies Return from Bledisloe Drought or Is it Just in Their Minds? (If Wallabies Win the World Cup),
Australia's rugby team, the Wallabies, might just be about to break a miraculous streak of 24 years since they carried the Bledisloe Cup. The Kiwi invaders had better watch out, because the enemy just might be sitting in…
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Technology · 15 October 2026
Toilet Paper Spy: OpenAI Engineer Faces 5‑Year Prison and $250K Fine Over Hidden Camera
OpenAI discovered a concealed recording device inside a toilet‑paper roll in a top‑secret meeting room. The engineer responsible faces up to five years in prison and a $250K fine, with the FBI filing foreign‑spy ch…
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Politics · 14 October 2026
Trump Promises 'Massive' Greenland Resource Push After New Defence Pact
President Trump announced a "massive" oil, gas and mineral exploration programme in Greenland, linking it to the recent US‑Denmark‑Greenland defence agreement and promising foreign investment while critics warn of lo…
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Environment · 14 October 2026
Astronaut's Big Shot: Rosetta Probe's Animated Return to Earth - A Miraculous Mission with Odd Duck Parachuting
The latest international advancement in scientific research takes a humorous turn as the eccentric Rosetta space probe and a mischievous duck embark on an unexpected landing on Earth, all thanks to a miscommunication or…
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Science · 14 October 2026
Ancient Phosphorus Cycle Kept Earth’s Oxygen Flowing—But Some Exoplanets Might Be Even Greener
Researchers have identified a self‑sustaining phosphorus recycling loop in ancient oceans that helped maintain Earth’s oxygen levels for billions of years. Meanwhile, studies of distant worlds suggest that some exopl…
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Sports · 12 October 2026
Wanderers Admit Ten‑Year Slump Wasn’t About the Coach
Western Sydney Wanderers acknowledge a decade of underperformance and claim the appointment of coach Ufuk Talay is not the season’s pivotal hire.
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