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Sydney Marathon’s ‘Local Guarantee’ Leaves Veteran Shin Out – but Next Year the Rules Flip

Sydney Marathon’s ‘Local Guarantee’ Leaves Veteran Shin Out – but Next Year the Rules Flip

Sydney Marathon’s new “local guarantee” promises a spot for any runner who calls the city home. The idea is to reward community participation and keep the race’s homegrown spirit alive.

But there’s a twist that would make even the most seasoned runner raise an eyebrow: Soonchil Shin, who has crossed the finish line fifteen times, still didn’t secure a place in this year’s general ballot.

The catch, as organisers explain, is that the guarantee applies to locals who haven’t already earned a spot through the ballot. Because Shin’s entry has always come via the ballot, he fell outside the new safety net.

Hillman Hunter (1967) London-Sydney Marathon — andreboeni, CC BY
Hillman Hunter (1967) London-Sydney Marathon — andreboeni, CC BY

The good news for Shin (and anyone else who’s ever felt the sting of a missed ballot) is that the marathon’s policy will be revisited next year, with plans to adjust the rule so that long‑time participants like him can benefit.

Until then, Shin will be watching from the sidelines, counting the miles he’s already run and waiting for the rulebook to catch up with his dedication.

if this one landed.