Environment · 24 October 2026
Ice Wars: Astronauts Battle for Space Debris Cleanup Fame
Latest Skirmishes in the Universe: Ice Warriors, Satellite Snitches & Space Heroes
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Sports · 24 October 2026
Joe Ingles on the NBA bubble’s luxury and his return to the NBL
After 12 NBA seasons, Melbourne United’s Joe Ingles reflects on the bubble’s private‑plane perks, early‑morning economy flights and why he was ready to leave the league for the NBL.
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Environment · 24 October 2026
Storm Austen’s 160km/h Gusts Turn Brittany into a Branch Mosaic and Newquay into a Live‑Weather Show
Storm Austen battered France and the UK with gusts up to 160 km/h, sending huge waves, uprooting trees and blocking southern‑England roads, while BBC weather presenter Simon King braved the gale in Newquay.
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Sports · 23 October 2026
Brook's 202: England captain turns Rawalpindi into a runway with record‑breaking double century
Harry Brook smashed a record‑fast 202 against Sri Lanka in Rawalpindi, becoming England’s first ODI double‑centurion and the quickest ever to reach the milestone, all while his bat seemed to be taking off from the…
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Sports · 21 October 2026
Volk Trains for UFC 333, Aims to Out‑Sit Evloev
Alexander Volkanovski is ramping up his preparation for his UFC 333 title defense against Movsar Evloev, with a tongue‑in‑cheek focus on staying zen.
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Technology · 21 October 2026
Judge Dismisses Sam Altman’s Sister’s Lawsuit After She Skips Independent Medical Exam
U.S. District Judge Zachary Bluestone dismissed Ann Altman's lawsuit alleging sexual abuse by her brother, OpenAI CEO Sam Altman, because she refused to undergo an independent medical examination.
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Sports · 20 October 2026
Collingwood’s Star Skipper Quits as Season Turns Into a Black Hole
Captain Ruby Schleicher has left Collingwood’s women’s team amid a disastrous season, as senior players voice growing frustration over the club’s direction.
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Environment · 20 October 2026
France’s Global Climate Change Solution: The world’s only miracle bird!
In a world where the temperature's rising, scientists at the Institute of Climate Change in Paris, France unleash the egg-laying bird that has the power to save the day or night, as they call it, under the banner 'French…
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Science · 19 October 2026
Orionids Blast Into Orbit – Earth Dances with Halley’s Comet
The Orionid meteor shower peaks this week, offering 10‑20 meteors per hour until 7 November as Earth sweeps through Halley’s comet debris.
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