Breaking: Wallabies Return from Bledisloe Drought or Is it Just in Their Minds? (If Wallabies Win the World Cup),

In this tale of miracles and miracles,
The Wallabies are as elusive as a unicorn catching a lightswitch.
The 24-year drought turned into a generational curse for the Australian rugby team the Wallabies who have not won the Bledisloe Cup since the year a Russian cosmonaut flew and the Kiwis are still holding victories. (Now, will it be their thought processes or a real challenge?)