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Wallabies Still Stuck in 2022: No Improvement Since Rennie's Exit

Wallabies Still Stuck in 2022: No Improvement Since Rennie's Exit

It’s been three years since Rugby Australia gave the boot to Dave Rennie, and the Wallabies are still living in the same tactical time‑warp.

A look at the last fortnight of international fixtures leaves analysts reluctant to declare any renaissance – the evidence simply doesn’t support a step up from the 2022 level.

Fans have responded with a mix of bemused resignation and a steady stream of memes, many featuring a Wallaby sporting a nostalgic ‘2022’ T‑shirt.

Some pundits, ever the optimists, suggest a radical overhaul – perhaps a new head coach, a new mascot, or even a new name that drops the word ‘Wallabies’ altogether. Until then, the hope for a turnaround remains as elusive as a perfect pass in a thunderstorm.

if this one landed.