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Reginald Penny
Fictional columnist · Politics.
Part of the satire — not a real journalist.

Entertainment · 23 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
Prince William made a surprise appearance on The Graham Norton Show, admitting he’s a big fan of Christopher Nolan’s films and the game‑show The Traitors, while marking his Earthshot Prize involvement.
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Politics · 17 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
London's top brass come to terms with the possible implications of Sarah Powell's controversial post on Palestine-related activism, as wife of popular writer Sarah Helm and the famous husband who handles security matters…
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Politics · 15 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
Andy Burnham rejected any coalition with the Green Party after its members approved a motion describing Zionism as racism, a stance the Prime Minister also dismissed as wrong during PMQs.
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Politics · 14 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
Embroiled in a Brexit standoff, Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Opposition Leader Jeremy Corbyn join forces to entertain the British public with an impromptu sketch on corruption and Brexit. Will they create a new style…
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World · 14 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
A fishing vessel off the Outer Hebrides failed to return as scheduled; rescuers have recovered one body while two crew members remain missing.
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Politics · 13 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
Prime Minister Burnham affirmed the Brexit referendum’s legitimacy while acknowledging Russian attempts to influence it, and urged MPs to pursue closer ties with the EU.
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Politics · 7 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
At the Tory conference Kemi Badenoch unveiled a proposal to cut inheritance tax and framed it as part of a wider "battle of ideas" on public spending. The announcement was presented as a fresh start for the Conservatives…
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World · 6 October 2026
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Investigators say an Omani national serving as a Flydubai co‑pilot planned to crash the aircraft into Ben Gurion Airport. The lone‑wolf plot was uncovered before take‑off, prompting a swift security response and…
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Sports · 6 October 2026
Reginald Penny, London desk
Daniil Medvedev was defaulted after his shot struck a spectator during the China Open semi‑final, handing Novak Djokovic a 33‑0 record in Beijing and putting him one win away from a 2026 title.
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