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Badenoch’s Inheritance Tax Cut: The Conservative Train to Fiscal Reform Lags Behind

Badenoch’s Inheritance Tax Cut: The Conservative Train to Fiscal Reform Lags Behind

At this week’s Tory conference, Kemi Badenoch announced a plan to cut inheritance tax and positioned the Conservatives as a new voice in the "battle of ideas" over public spending.

In a speech that opened with a nod to the nation’s fiscal timetable, Badenoch said the party was now a different train – one that no longer carries the baggage of its recent reputation.

She framed the tax‑cut proposal as part of a broader effort to re‑brand the party, insisting that the new direction should not be tainted by the legacy of former leaders.

The audience responded with polite nods and a few raised eyebrows, reflecting a mix of curiosity and cautious optimism about whether the plan will deliver the promised change.

Meanwhile, the rest of the conference continued with the usual mix of speeches and handshakes, as ministers shuffled papers and the debate over spending echoed through Westminster.

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