Tuesday, 13 October 2026

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Burnham Calls Brexit Vote Legitimate, Says Russian Interference Was Just a Missed Stop

Burnham Calls Brexit Vote Legitimate, Says Russian Interference Was Just a Missed Stop

Burnham, in a speech that felt like a late‑train announcement, declared the Brexit referendum result legitimate.

He noted that Russia tried to use the vote to its advantage, but, as No 10 put it, it is "inconceivable" that the interference succeeded.

The Prime Minister said the country is on the right track and that the government will urge MPs to embrace closer ties with the EU.

No 10 reiterated that the result stands, the train to the future remains on schedule, and any foreign meddling will be dealt with in the usual measured British fashion.

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