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Suaalii's seismic smack rattles Tuipulotu in 2024 showdown

Suaalii's seismic smack rattles Tuipulotu in 2024 showdown

In 2024, Joseph‑Aukuso Suaalii rattled Sione Tuipulotu with a big hit that sent the crowd into a frenzy.

The collision was so forceful that commentators described it as a “seismic” moment, sparking playful speculation about whether the ground itself had shaken.

Despite the theatrical description, the incident was a standard high‑impact play and both players remained on the field, continuing the match in a spirit of sportsmanship.

if this one landed.