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Nvidia Board Prepares to Oust CEO Jensen Huang Amid Reports of Second Affair with Suspected Chinese Spy

Nvidia Board Prepares to Oust CEO Jensen Huang Amid Reports of Second Affair with Suspected Chinese Spy

Nvidia's board is reportedly preparing to convene to consider ousting CEO Jensen Huang after revelations of a second extramarital affair. Reports indicate that one of these affairs allegedly involved a suspected Chinese spy.

The situation has introduced a geopolitical element to the corporate leadership debate. While the board is accustomed to navigating chip shortages and AI hype, they are now reportedly weighing the implications of a potential diplomatic crisis alongside standard business concerns.

If the board decides to move forward with the ouster, the vacancy will need to be filled by an executive capable of managing semiconductor roadmaps. Until a decision is made, the focus remains on the reported allegations and the upcoming board meeting.

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