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Ponga’s Vegas Lift Sets Kiwis on Course for World Cup Glory

Ponga’s Vegas Lift Sets Kiwis on Course for World Cup Glory

Kalyn Ponga’s recent switch of allegiance from Australia to New Zealand has already sparked plenty of chatter – and now a Las Vegas elevator ride has added a dash of absurdity to his rising profile.

According to club lore, a rattling lift in a Las Vegas casino became the unlikely backdrop for a story that now frames Ponga’s journey toward potentially leading the Kiwis to World Cup silverware against the Kangaroos. The anecdote has been embraced as a metaphor for the speed of his new Kiwi ambitions.

Fans and commentators alike have taken to social media, dubbing the elevator a “metaphorical launchpad” and turning the tale into a meme‑ready punchline. The joke has even inspired chants that riff on the idea of a lift propelling the Kiwis straight to the top of the tournament.

While the elevator itself may never have been a literal game‑changer, the story underscores how Ponga’s switch – less than a year ago – has already put him at the centre of New Zealand’s World Cup narrative, with a real chance of guiding the side to silverware against their Australian rivals.

if this one landed.