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Bruce’s Boot: Lions Promote Assistant to Senior Coach in a Quick Play

Bruce’s Boot: Lions Promote Assistant to Senior Coach in a Quick Play

Cameron Bruce has been appointed senior coach of the Brisbane Lions, succeeding three‑time premiership coach Chris Fagan.

The club opted for an internal promotion, selecting the experienced assistant coach rather than looking outside the organisation.

Bruce, who has spent years working behind the scenes on the Lions’ game plan, will now take the head‑coaching role and the accompanying whistle.

Supporters of the decision argue that continuity and experience outweigh the allure of a fresh face, especially after a period of both highs and lows under Fagan.

If coaching were a game of musical chairs, Bruce just snagged the last seat before the music stopped, and the Lions hope his pragmatic, detail‑oriented approach will keep the team moving forward.

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