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Kangaroos Leap Into Pre‑Season as McVeigh Watches the Dons

Kangaroos Leap Into Pre‑Season as McVeigh Watches the Dons

Nick Blakey’s kangaroo‑style leap onto the training track set the tone for the day, while Essendon’s McVeigh kept a hawk‑eye on the action.

The Kangaroos have started their pre‑season under new coach Jaymie Graham, with a select group of players hitting the track on Monday.

Across the precinct, Essendon’s McVeigh watched the drills closely, taking note of the Kangaroos’ movements.

20260801 Nick Blakey 01.jpg — Wikimedia Commons
20260801 Nick Blakey 01.jpg — Wikimedia Commons

They weren’t the only club breaking a sweat – other AFL teams were also out on the training fields.

There are no scores to report yet; it’s all about the drills, the whistles and the occasional tumble as the clubs gear up for the upcoming season.

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