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Pollock’s Pulse Check Taunts Australia at Twickenham

Pollock’s Pulse Check Taunts Australia at Twickenham

England’s Henry Pollock crossed for a try at Twickenham and marked the occasion with his trademark pulse‑check celebration, a move that clearly taunted the Australian side.

The full‑body gesture, a quick hand‑over‑heart after grounding the ball, was met with a roar from the crowd and a chorus of laughter as the Australians watched the cheeky display.

Social media quickly picked up the moment, with fans sharing the clip and riffing on the idea that the opposition might need to check their own heart rates after the provocation.

While the celebration stayed within the laws of the game, it added a memorable flash of personality to an already exciting match at Twickenham.

The pulse‑check has since become a talking point among pundits and supporters alike, highlighting how a simple gesture can spark a light‑hearted rivalry on the rugby field.

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