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Labuschagne Lopped from Aussie Test Squad: New Zealand Await a Batsman's Buster

Labuschagne Lopped from Aussie Test Squad: New Zealand Await a Batsman's Buster

Marnus Labuschagne has been dropped from the Australian Test squad ahead of the New Zealand series, the chairman of selectors confirmed.

The decision came after a string of innings that saw his average wobble more than a drunk kangaroo on a trampoline, prompting the panel to pull the plug on the nation’s No. 3.

There was no dramatic press conference – just a quiet nod from the chairman and a few sighs from players who had been hoping to see the number three in the squad.

1 08 Marnus Labuschagne (cropped).jpg — Wikimedia Commons
1 08 Marnus Labuschagne (cropped).jpg — Wikimedia Commons

The omission leaves a gap in the top order that will need to be filled by a rookie or a more established batsman, and the side will now have to find someone who can keep the opposition bowlers on their toes.

The move has already sparked a flurry of memes, with fans picturing Labuschagne standing alone in the middle of the field.

if this one landed.