Sunday, 8 November 2026

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Lighter · a photo list, not a news story. The pictures are openly licensed.

Eight dear pictures of penguins

Here are eight dear pictures of penguins. They stand about as if the afternoon is being friendly. The pictures are from public collections, not a news report.

Fall In The Antarctic (Humboldt Penguins & Leaf Fall), ZSL London Zoo. They stand as if the afternoon is a friend. — flatworldsedge, CC BY-SA
Fall In The Antarctic (Humboldt Penguins & Leaf Fall), ZSL London Zoo. They stand as if the afternoon is a friend. — flatworldsedge, CC BY-SA
A dear little crowd, and no agenda. — BOMBMAN, CC BY
A dear little crowd, and no agenda. — BOMBMAN, CC BY
Penguins. They look dressed for a day that turned out fine. — xrayspx, CC BY-SA
Penguins. They look dressed for a day that turned out fine. — xrayspx, CC BY-SA
Gentoo Penguins. A waddle, and the feeling that things are all right. — D-Stanley, CC BY
Gentoo Penguins. A waddle, and the feeling that things are all right. — D-Stanley, CC BY
Penguins loving VII. They seem to be keeping one another company. — Aztlek, CC BY-SA
Penguins loving VII. They seem to be keeping one another company. — Aztlek, CC BY-SA
Penguin Rescue 020. A small formal face, and a lot of warmth behind it. — iliveisl, CC BY-SA
Penguin Rescue 020. A small formal face, and a lot of warmth behind it. — iliveisl, CC BY-SA
Penguins on Parade. They look as if they have already forgiven the cold. — D-Stanley, CC BY
Penguins on Parade. They look as if they have already forgiven the cold. — D-Stanley, CC BY
Penguins loving IV / Pingüinos cariñosos IV. A dear pause, and then they can go on. — Aztlek, CC BY-SA
Penguins loving IV / Pingüinos cariñosos IV. A dear pause, and then they can go on. — Aztlek, CC BY-SA

That is the whole list. A few dear faces, and nothing more was required.

if this one landed.